My Future Friend

Dear Billy Bob Jr.
I know that you doun't have any friends at all.So id like to be your friend.One reason is cause i have a bunch of fun stuff for you and me to play with.If you doun't like that i have a hamster that we can play with.Or if you doun't like him i have a bunch of puzzles we can play with.I really think we will be good friends.
Your future friend,
Skyler